February 2011
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January 2011
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Never let loyalty and kindness get away from you! Wear them like a necklace;...
– Proverbs 3:3
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I really want my best friend right now.
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To all my followers...
Thanks for following me:)
My first actual paycheck in my life today. Don't I...
The penguins follow your cursor.
hello little penguuuuins <3
Day 2: Nine Things You Cant Live Without.
1. Book
2. God
3. Sushi
4. A pencil
5. Eyes
6. Hair tie
7. Soap
8. Food
9. People
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At work...
*Phone rings*
Me: Hello this is Zenos how may I help you?
Guy: Yes I need to place an order for delivery,
Me: Okay that will be around a 35-40 minute wait, is that alright?
Guy: NO ITS NOT ALRIGHT! WHY THE FUCK WOULD IT TAKE THAT LONG??
Me: Umm sorry....sir...uhh
Guy: Nah I'm just kidding with you new girl. You wouldn't happen to be delivering it yourself would you?
Lol, my first telephone scare on the job.
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This dog...
I went outside to take my dog out so that he could do his business, and all of a sudden my cat runs outside. Therefore my dog takes off after that cat, and well you see we have 2 stakes on either side of our property with a like a strong piece of string attached to them. So my dog is running full speed after the cat and he goes to jump the line/string/rod whatever and instead of his front paws...
I seriously did this crap about 10 times. Unbelievable.
Day 1: Ten Things You Wanted To Be When You Were...
1. A dog (I know…it was weird but they said I could be whatever the heck I wanted to be, and I just went with it)
2. The president
3. Teacher
4. Bird
5. Superhero, preferably Catwoman
6. Actress
7. Singer
8. Gymnast
9. My mom
10. Cool
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Its weird how I used to absolutely hate sweet tea...
Just a random thought.
mrunobars:
i’m waiting for my phone to ring and i’m like
finally, it vibrates and i’m all like
i have a new text and i’m like
i see that it’s from my mom and i’m like
The moment you buy into the idea that you’re above anyone else, is the moment...
– Natalie Portman (via natashanicoleponomaroff)
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Proverbs 1:18-19
“They set an ambush for themselves; they booby-trap their own lives! Such is the fate of all who are greedy for gain. It ends up robbing them of life.”
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